Found this fun "test" via BusyMom. Apparently my pig tells us that: 1) I am a realist; 2) I believe in tradition, am friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.); 3) I am analytical, cautious, and distrustful; 4) I am secure, stubborn, and stick to my ideals; and 5) I am a good listener. Oh, and apparently the length of my pig's tail says "More is better!" in regards to my sex life. Go figure.