Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentine's Day!

Wishing you showers of love from above and here on earth.

Do you ever find yourself in this dilemma??

If you enjoyed that, here are a few card sentiments from Hallmark's dysfunctional section. (Angie, these are for you!).

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And
now that you've come into my life.... (Inside card) - I've changed my

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life.... (Inside card) - I
never believed in Hell until I met you

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am.... (Inside card) - That
you're not here to ruin it for me.

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go.... (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Someday I hope to marry.... (Inside card) - Someone other than

6. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age.... (Inside card) -
Almost lifelike!

7. When we were together, you said you'd die for me.... (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

8. We've been friends for a very long time.... (Inside card) - What do
you say we stop?

9. I'm so miserable without you.... (Inside card) - It's almost like
you're still here.

10. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.... (Inside card) - Did
you ever find out who the father was?

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there
was only one life jacket.... (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and
think of you often.

12. Your friends and I wanted to do something really special for your
birthday.... (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia)

14.Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
wonder.... (Inside card) - What was I thinking?

15. Congratulations on your wedding day!.... (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband


Angie said...

Oh Karen... those are award-winning! I love it! Thanks so much for posting those. I'll be sharing these all day long.

Meanwhile... I've got some catch up reading to do! A lot has happened since I've visited your cute little ol' blog! I missed the whole ER deal w/Brian... good grief.

My computer has been very fickle lately... so I have to read all I can when it's in the mood. It has tested my frustration levels, that's for sure (and I failed the test several times!).

But it's always great to "read" you... I hope we can meet one day. I'll always be looking for that opportunity...

Much love to you and your hubby and the fam!


Rick J said...

Pretty funny stuff... (inside card) - For someone with no sense of humor.

Just kidding!!!

The Gearharts said...

I saw you on Angie's blog and came to check it out. They are classic. Thank you for posting them. I think you are pretty funny, but Rick's comment cracked me up even though it is very UnValentinish.

My children have had tooooo much candy today and they are driving me nuts. Must go.
Amy G

Philip said...

Ha! There's my heart, screaming toward earth, in free-fall, on fire..............

jamal khan said...

wao. good info. i liked it

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